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Whoop has LeBron – now it wants your mom

TechCrunch March 28, 2026 · 2:31 am Read Original
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Whoop has LeBron – now it wants your mom

Whoop founder Will Ahmed has spent 14 years building a health wearable beloved by elite athletes, and is now racing Oura — and the FDA, and the limits of consumer medicine — to turn it into something that could one day save your life.

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Published Mar 28, 2026 · 2:31 am
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